This is a joke I heard when I was in secondary.
A tribal chief has three henchmen and a beautiful wife. One day the
chief was about to travel away from his mountain. He ordered his
three henchmen to take care of his wife and warned them not to
touch her.
While the chief was away, the wife seduced the three guys and they
couldn't resist the temptation and slept with her. When the chief
was back, he knew the three guys has betrayed him and became
furious.
He told each of them to pick one fruit from the forest. The first
guy picked a rambutan.
The chief told him to stuff the rambutan into his arse, said if he
can control his laughter, his life will be spared.
Because the rambutan is hairy, the poor guy couldn't help laughing,
so the chief chopped off his head.
The second guy saw this, and wisely picked a langsat. The chief
told him to stuff the langsat into his arse, said if he can control
his laughter, his life will be spared.
The second guy did so carefully.... slowly.... because the langsat
is small, round and smooth. It seemed that guy managed it quite
well. But then half-way through he saw the third guy, he burst out
laughing, and the chief did not hesitate to chop off his
head.
The third guy came back with a durian.
