Why did the penguin cross the road?

Why did the penguin cross the road?

Because the penguin couldn't think of any reason not to cross the road.

Why do you think I am going to beat you up?

Cos I cannot think of a reason not to. Twisted Evil

What's pink and goes red at the push of a button?

A baby in the blender.

Rolling Eyes

Rolling Eyes

Why would a penguin be by a roadside??

Rolling Eyes