A China pumpkin girl was visiting New York,went into a
worldwide
message center wanting to send an urgent,important message to her
mother
in China. The Italian guy at the counter told her it would cost
around
US$100/=. She exclaimed, " I don't have that kind of money,but I
will do
anything to get a message to my mother in China !"
The Italian smiled, arched an eyebrow and asked, "Anything?" "Yes,
I
promise...anything!" she said. With that, the Italian said, "Follow
me."
He led her to the next room and said, "Come in and close the
door."
"Get down on your knees!" he ordered. She did. "Unzip me!" he
said.
She did.
Then he said, "Go on...take it out." She did and grabbed it with
both
hands excitedly.
The Italian closed his eyes and & whispered, "Go ahead girl,
what
are you waiting for?
"Ms China pumpkin girl slowly brought her lips closer and
said
loudly, " "Hello....hello Ah Mah!!!..can you hear me??"
