cockaholic SG Heard this lines from the 98.7FM. Though most of them are funny, I can't really remember them all, so I'm gonna post those i still remembered. 1)Guy said: -You're so fat that when I try to avoid hitting you with my car, I run out of petrol 2)Girl said: -You are so hairy that David Gan uses you for his play-toy 3)Guy said: -You're so fat that when I want to avoid bumping into you, I have to run a marathon 4)Guy said: -You're so dark that when I eat dark chocolate, people though I'm practising cannibalism 5)Girl said: -You're so stupid that when people ask you to make up your mind, you put make-up on your head Well thats all I can remember, I'll add more if by luck I hear some more again
bionicdude SG lemme contribute... ur so stupid, u stare at a orange juice box for 3 hours coz it had the word concerntrate ur so stupid that in the dictionary under moron, ur picture will be there ur so stupid that u will strangle urself wif a wireless controller ur so ugly that will pay u to put ur clothes back on ur so fat and ugly that japanese tourist start pointing at u and start running and screaming "Godzilla"
Cool-gal SG oh funny. i rem watching a show like this from US, its called "Yo, mama" i think so.. funny to see them insulting each other yet laughing.
cockaholic SG I will post those said on the roast mutton given by the great tamago Dini said: - Vernand is so ugly that Paris Hilton mistaken him for her chihuahua Vernand: -*giggle* You're so ugly that when I bring you back to the zoo, they said thanks for bringing him back ( My Favourite )Dini said: -You're so ugly that when Beyonce sees you, she says "To The Left, To The Left" Vernand said: -You're so ugly that when you go to a freak show, they gave you a permanent job Dini said: -You're so ugly that all the bulimic girls paste your photo on their kitchen sink so they can puke on seeing you Vernand said: -You're so ugly that when you threw a boomerang, it didn't come back Dini said: -You're so ugly that when you stand beside Gurmit Singh, you make him look like Naomi Campbell Vernand said: -You're so ugly that when you try to touch yourself, your hand pretend to fall asleep Dini said: -You're so ugly that the scientist decided to categorized you as a new breed of dog Vernand said: -You're so ugly that both your parents named you "S H I T HAPPENS" [OHH! ]
yong93 SG aaaa , i was wonderign what was the david gan joke ... You are so dumb when people say +1 , u say its positive interger
MARK1992 SG ur so fat that ur photos are taken by satallite ur so fat that u had to be baptised in the sea
VeNgEaNcE.oF.rAiN SG OOOHHHH!!!! Muttons to midnight! I study while listening to them. The adventures of Ping and Pong are funny too...
