A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and
inform the other of the after life. The woman’s biggest fear was
that there was no heaven. After a long life, the husband was the
first to go, and true to his word, he made contact. “Mary… Mary…”
Awestruck, Mary responds, “Is that you Fred?” “Yes, I have come
back like we agreed.” “Well, what is it like?” Fred excitedly tells
his tale, “Well, when I get up in the morning I have sex, then I
have breakfast, then I have sex again, then I bathe in the sun,
then I have sex twice more, then I have lunch, then I have sex all
afternoon and into the early evening, until bedtime. And, then, I
start all over again the next day.” So happy Mary says, “Oh Fred,
you surely must be in heaven.” Fred replies, “Hell no, Mary, I’m a
rabbit in Kansas.”
