SANTA IN MENTAL HOSPITAL
Santa and Banta were both patients in a Mental hospital.
One day, Santa suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming
pool.
Banta jumped in and saved him, and the medical director came to
know of his heroic act..
He immediately order Banta to be discharged from the Mental
Hospital as he is OK. Doctor: We have good news and bad news for
you, Banta.
The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you
have regained your senses, since you are able to jump in and save
another patient, you are now a normal person.
The bad news is that, the patient Mr. Santa, whom you have saved,
hung himself in the toilet, and died..
Banta: Doctor, he didn't hang himself. I hung him there to
dry..!!
