A Captain in the foreign legion is transferred to a desert
outpost. On his orientation tour he notices a camel tied out back
of the enlisted men's barracks.
He asks the Sergeant "what's that camel for?"
"Well sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural
sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel."
The Captain say, "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess it's
all right with me."
Six months pass, and the Captain can't stand it anymore and tells
his Sergeant "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!"
The camel is brought in. The Captain gets a foot stool and proceeds
to have vigorous sex with the camel.
He steps down from the stool and and asks the Sergeant, "Is that
how the enlisted men do it?"
The Sergeant replies, "Well sir, they usually just ride it into
town."
