one day a father brot his son to the toy store, then when his
son saw a toy aeroplane, he was very excited and asked
Son: Dad dad dad, look at the plane, can i have it can i have
it?
Dad: Son, can your dic touch @ss
Son: No dad of cos not
Dad: Well, son tats my answer to you
Disappointed, they moved on....then the son came upon a toy machine
gun and got all excited again....
Son: dad dad dad i wan that i wan that can i have the gun
pleaseeeeeeeeeee?
Dad: son, can your dic touch your @ss?
Son: dad no dad
Dad: well, u've got the answer.....
Disappointed that he can't squeeze a toy from his dad they decided
to leave. suddenly as they were crossing the cashier, alarms sound
and balloons drop. Bands came out playing music and clowns came out
and toss the boy into the air.....
Clown: Congratulations, u are our no.1 million customer and as a
token of our appreciation, i hereby present you with this cheque of
$100,000....
Dad: ermmm son, do you think u can share with me the money cos u
noe....
Son: Dad, can ur dic touch ur @ss?
Dad: ar ar ar, as a matter of fact son, i can.... lemme show
u.....
Son: THEN WHY DUN YOU GO FARK YOURSELF......
