Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign
reading "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
The town council was not too happy with that sign, so the doctors
changed it to "Hysteria's and Posteriors".
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the
council, they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Haemorrhoids.'' No
go.
Next they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down
again.
Then came "Manic-depressives and Anal retentives" Still not
good.
How about "Minds and Behinds"? Unacceptable again.
So they tried "Lost Souls and Ass Holes" Still no go.
Nor did "Analysis and Anal Cysts," "Nuts and Butts," "Freaks and
Cheeks," "Loons and Moons" work either.
Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with a
business slogan they thought might be acceptable to the council,
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones ........... Odds and Ends." APPROVED!
