The never ending debate about who is the best secret services
happened again. Feeling that they've had enuff, the CIA, KGB and
Chinese Secret Services have decided to have a challenge to
determine once and for all who is the best.
They agreed to release a rabbit into the forest and see who can
retrieve the rabbit the fastest.
CIA decided they should go first and when the rabbit was released,
they deployed the most sophisticated equipments of motion
detectors, heat trackers, satellites and 500 agents into the woods
to hunt the rabbit. 12 hours later, an agent emerged with the
rabbit and declared:
" Nobody beats us in terms of technological supremacy. CIA is the
BEST!!!"
The russians went next. They surrounded the forest with 300 agents
each holding 2 cans of petrol and torched up the green.....
afterwhich, the 300 stormed into the charred mess and emerged 6
hours later with a roasted rabbit.
"Our mission is to bring you your target, DEAD OR ALIVE"
Finally, the Chinese Secret Service's turn to perform..... they
sent a single 5 footer agent into the forest with a baton on his
hand......
15 mins later, the chinese emerged from the forest dragging a badly
bruised and wounded grizzly bear.....
BEAR:" Pls stop hitting me, pls stop.... I admit i admit, i am the
rabbit, i am the rabbit....."
