Three nuns walk into their church to be greeted by a
priest.
The priest says "You three nuns have devoted your lives to the
church. You may all commit one sin, and come back to tell me for
forgiveness."
The three nuns leave the church and the next day they come back,
two of them crying, the other laughing.
The priest asks one of the nuns who was crying what she did and she
answered, "I stole flowers from my nieghbor's garden!"
"You are forgiven and can drink from the holy water" the priest
said.
He asked the second nun who was crying what she did and she said "I
stole candy from a baby"
"You are forgiven and may drink from the holy water" the priest
told her.
By this time the third nun was laughing hysterically, and when the
priest asked her what she did she said "I PEED IN THE HOLY
WATER!"
