Nursing Home
Did you hear that nursing homes are starting to give Viagra to the
old men living there? It's to keep them from rolling out of
bed.
Sunburn
A man was on holiday in the Caribbean and, liking the warm tropical
weather, settled down for a day's sunbathing. He fell asleep, and
after a whole day his legs became sunburned beyond belief. He could
hardly stand the pain. He decided to go to the doctor for
treatment.
The doctor looked at his lobster-colored legs and shook his head.
"You must realize that this is only a small village surgery," he
explained. "I've really got nothing at all to help you. However,
try taking this just before bedtime..." The doctor gave him one
tablet of Viagra.
Puzzled, the man asked, "I've got acute sunburn: what's a Viagra
tablet going to do?"
"Nothing at all for the sunburn," the doctor replied, "but it will
keep the sheets off your legs"
