Delivering a speech at a banquet on the night of his arrival in
a large city, a visiting minister told several anecdotes he
expected to repeat at meetings the next day.
Because he wanted to use the jokes again, he requested the
reporters to omit them from any accounts they might turn in to
their newspapers.
A cub reporter, in commenting on the speech, ended his piece with
the following: The minister told a number of stories that cannot
be published.
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Just got my visa application for Taiwan (upcoming business trip).
Reading the English language directions carefully, it says in the
upper right corner:
Please attach 2 recent bust photos (taken within last three
months)
Makes me think I should be sure to ask for the application for
males next time.
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A waitress walks up to the table of three Japanese men at a New
York City restaurant. When she gets to the table, the waitress
notices that the 3 men are furiously masturbating!
She asks, What the hell are you perverts doing?, to which one of
the men replied, We all berry hungry!
She responds, But why are you whacking off? One of the three
says, Because menu say `first come, first served!
