My little contribution 
:
A man was walking alone in a forest when he chanced upon a magic
lamp on the ground. Instinctively he picked it up and rubs the side
of it with his sleeve, and out pops a genie. The genie thanks the
man for freeing him and offers him 3 wishes. The man was ecstatic
and knows exactly what he wants.
"First", says the man, "I want 1 billion dollars".
The genie snaps his fingers and a briefcase full of money
materializes out of thin air.
The man, wide-eyed in amazement and continues, "Now I want a
Ferrari!"
The genie snaps his fingers and a Ferrari appears in a puff of
smoke.
The man continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to
women."
The genie snaps his fingers and the man turned into a box of
chocolates.
