Devilplot was walking through the woods.
"What majestic trees!"
"What powerful rivers!"
"What beautiful animals!"
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the
bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear
charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder
and saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He
tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up
but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him
with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant Devilplot cried out, "Oh my God!"
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the fag, a voice came out of the sky.
"You defy my existence for all these years, teach others humour
doesn't exist and even credit others' jokes as your original
creation." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?
Am I to count you as a believer?"
Devilplot looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical
of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Muslim now, but perhaps
you could make the BEAR a Muslim?"
"Very Well," said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear
raised his right paw, spread both paws, raised his head and
spoke:
"Fcuk you! Now that you made me a Muslim, I can't sodomise this
fag!"
