A guy who married this woman. Unfortunately, his dick was too
small, so every time they had sex he used a pickle instead of his
dick. For seven year's he has been doing that. One night his wife
suspect that something is wrong so while they are having sex she
quickly threw the cover and turned on the lights! So the woman
said, "What the hell is that, are you using a pickle on me. I am
shocked, and for seven years you have been doing that, you piece of
shit." So the man said, "Shut
the fuck up! It's been seven
years and I never asked where the hell those kids came from!"
