A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is
foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close
shave around the cheeks.
I have just the thing, says the barber and takes two small
wooden balls from a nearby drawer. Just place these between your
cheek and gum.
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds
with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few
strokes the client is very impressed.
Just one thing, he asks in a garbled voice. What if I swallow
them?
No problem, says the barber. Just bring them back tomorrow like
everyone else does.
