This joke from long time ago, in a popular Joke book from
Singapore, dunno you all got hear before anot. But anyway, I think
it is funny and should be shared. The content is what I could
remember, may not be the full story.
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Ah Beng and Ah Seng were walking on the streets going to a nearby
coffeeshop to eat. Just then, they spotted something on the ground
which seems to resemble a poo.
Ah Beng and Ah Seng stared at the poo and Ah Beng said, "Looks like
sh!t leh." Ah Seng agreed.
Then, Ah Beng stuck his index finger into the poo. Ah Seng
followed. Ah Beng pulled out his finger and smelled his finger. Ah
Seng followed. "Hmm, smells like sh!t." Ah Beng confirmed, Ah Seng
agreed too.
Afterwards, both of them tasted their index finger that was stuck
into the poo. Both of them said in unison, "Yeah, taste like
sh!t."
Finally, they concluded, "Confirm, must be sh!t !!"
In the end, they cheered in glee, "Wah! Lucky we never step on
it!!"
