A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow and took his seat. As he
settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He realised she was heading straight towards his serat and bingo!
she took the seat right beside him. Eager to strike up a
conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?" She
turned, smiled enchantingly and said "Business".
I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United
States".
He swallowed hard ... here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever
seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for
nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly
asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of
the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, " one popular myth is that African American
men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native
American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another
popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually
it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best
potential lovers in all categories are the Irish.
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and quiet. "I'm sorry," she
said, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even
know your name."
"Tonto," the man said... "Tonto Papadopoulos , but my friends call
me Paddy."
