Praying For Gifts
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At
bedtime, the
two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the
youngest one
began praying at the top of his lungs, "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE. I
PRAY
FOR A NEW NINTENDO. I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and
said, "Why
are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little
brother
replied, "No, but Gramma is!"
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas !
Q: Why do reindeer have red noses?
A: They are not equipped with ABS and thus tend to bump into things
on slippery surfaces. This is why Santa is often seen with a red
nose (the sleigh doesn't have an airbag, either).
Q: Why does Santa use Elves?
A: There is no trade union for Elves. They're easy to
exploit.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa
Claus?
Claustrophobic.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas
Eve?
Because it soots him.
Why did the elf push his bed into the
fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
