A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the
hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death
experience. seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?"
God shook His head and said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2
months and 8 days to live."
As she regained consciousness and recovered, she decided to extend
her stay in hospital to have a face-lift, liposuction, breast
implants, change hair colour and whiten her teeth! Since she had so
much time left to live, she figured that she might as well make the
most of it.
After her last operation, the woman left the hospital. But while
she was crossing the road, she was run over by an ambulance.
Arriving to face God, the woman demanded, "I thought you had said
that I had another 43 years plus more to live? If so, wht didn't
you pull me away from the path of the on-coming ambulance?"
God replied,"I didn't recognise you."
