Three men were sitting together recounting how they had given
their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Albania and boasted that he
had told his wife she must do all the dishes and house cleaning
that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a
couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house
and the dishes were all washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Korea. He said he had given
his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the
cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results
but the next day it was better. By the third day his house was
clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the
table.
The third man had married an Irish girl.
He said that he told her that her duties were to keep the house
cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on
the table every day.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he
didn't see anything either but by the third day most of the
swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left
eye.
