During the 7-day Arab-Israeli war, the opposing armies were
camped extremely close to one another on the first night of the
war. One Israeli yelled out: Hey Abdul, are you there?
On the Arab side, Abdul stood up and said Yeah? The Israelis took
out their machine guns and mowed down Abdul.
The second night, another Israeli yelled out, Hey Mohammed, are
you there?
On the Arab side, Mohammed stood up and said Yeah? The Israelis
took out their machine guns and mowed down Mohammed.
On the third night, the Arabs got smart. One of them yelled Hey
Moshe, are you there?
The Israelis yelled back, No, Moshe isnt here but is that you,
Ahmed?
Ahmed stood up and said Yeah? and the Israelis took out the
machine guns and mowed down Ahmed.
