A couple decide they had to tighten their belts financially, she
says
'You are spending 16 bucks a week on cans of beer, that has to
stop'.
A week later he says, 'Hang on, you are spending 28 bucks a week on
make-up'.
'Yes', she replies 'But that is to make me look nice and attractive
for you'.
He replies ,'That's what the beer was for!!'