On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes
Benz into a gas station in a remote part of the island.
The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Newfoundland
manner, completely unaware of who the golf pro is.
Mornin bye says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick hello and bends forward to pick up the
nozzle.
As he does so, two tees fall out out of his shirt pocket onto the
ground.
What are dey den, son? asks the attendant.
Theyre called tees replies Tiger.
Well, what on de good earth are dey for? inquires the
Newfie.
Theyre for resting my balls on when Im driving says
Tiger.
Freeckin Jaysus says the Newfie, Dem boys at Mercedes tink of
everything.
