Two buddies were talking about a big date Scott had the previous
night.
"So, Scott, how did it go last night?" John asked.
"It was terrible," Scott grumbled. "From the moment we got back to
her place, the phone started ringing. There had to have been no
less than twenty calls from guys wanting to take her out. It was
non-stop and we never got started."
Trying to comfort him, John replied, "I'm sure it could have been
worse, Scott. Look at it this way, a young, attractive woman is
allowed to have her phone number in the phone book, isn't
she?"
"Yeah, of course, John," Scott said, "but in the Yellow
Pages?!?"
