A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and
shoves an aspirin down his wife's throat.
All of a sudden she wakes up and yells, "What the fuck are you
doing?"
"Just giving you an aspirin for your headache." The bloke
answered.
"But I ain't got a headache," she yelled back.
"Good then, Lets fuck!" said the bloke.