Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find
out that she's pregnant!
She is furious. She had just became the senator of New York and
this happened to her.
She gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "How
could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now,
you go and get me pregnant! How could you?? I can't believe this! I
just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault!!!
Your fault!!! Well, what have you got to say???"
There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She screams again,
"Did you hear me??"
Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely
audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?"
