Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their
wives.
"Does your wife ever ... well, you know ... does she ... well, let
you do it doggy style?" asked one of the two.
"Well, not exactly," his friend replied, "She's into the dog trick
aspect of it."
"Oh, I see. Kinky stuff, huh?"
"Well... not exactly. More like she rolls over and plays dead."
