This little boy goes up to his dad and he says "Dad?, What's the
difference between Potentially and Realistically?" To which the
father replies "Well son, go ask your mother if she would sleep
with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then you ask your sister
if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then you
ask your brother if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million
dollars."
So the boy goes up to his mom and asks her if she would sleep with
Robert Redford for a million dollars and the mother replies "Oh my
god, of course I would, he is so good looking!"
So the boy moves on and asks his sister if she would sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and she replies "He is so ****ing
fine, of course I would!"
Then last but no least he goes up to his brother and asks him if he
would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars, his brother says
"Of course I would, who wouldn't for a million bucks?"
So he goes up to his dad and says "I think I learned the difference
between potentially and realistically" "Well what's the
difference?" says the father.
"Well, potentially we're sitting on 3 million dollars,
realistically we're living with 2 sluts and a fag!"
