Monday - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little
dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am
forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the
hope of escape, and the satisfaction from ruining the occasional
piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.
Tuesday - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around
their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this
at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse
these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to throw up on
their favourite chair... must try this on their bed.
Wednesday - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with
sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the
night.
Thursday - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body,
in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try
to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended
about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to
plan......
Friday - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good
reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it
included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds
could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of
thumb still stuck between my teeth.
Saturday - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I
was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear
the noise and smell the foul odour of the glass tubes they call
"beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to
MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it
to my advantage.
Sunday - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe
snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy
to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird on the other hand
has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue
(something akin to molespeak) and speaks with them regularly. I am
certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in
the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a
matter of time.
