An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days
of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears
and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.
''Well, now,'' says the old lady, ''I guess I would like to be
really rich.''
*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
''And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful
princess.''
*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman.
''Your third wish?'' asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old
woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. ''Ooh - can
you change him into a handsome prince?'' she asks.
*** POOF ***
There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could
possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that
makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in
her ear, ''Bet you're sorry you had me neutered.''
