One evening, as Uncle John and his wife are entertaining guests
with cocktails, they are interrupted by an out-of breath little
Johnny who shouts out, Uncle John! Come quick! The bull is fucking
the cow!
Uncle John, highly embarrassed, takes young little Johnny aside and
explains that a certain decorum is required. You should have said,
The bull is surprising the cow- not some filth you picked up in
the City, he says.
A few days later, little Johnny comes again as his uncle and aunt
are entertaining. Uncle John! The bull is surprising the cows!
The adults share a knowing grin.
Uncle John says, Thank you little Johnny, but surely you meant to
say the cow, not COWS. A bull cannot surprise more than one cow
at a time you know.
Yes he can! replies his obstinate nephew, Hes fucking the
horse!
