Spotted on talkingcock.com, good vanstine's day poems on "they
who won't be named", well some anyway.
AH BENGS VALENTINE
Roses are red Bluebirds are blue
If you dun pak tor with me, I will hoot you
T T DURAIS VALENTINE
My pay was high My tap was gold
Im now looking for love For when Im paroled
SENIOR MINISTERS VALENTINE
My darling Wife No ifs, ands, or buts
Please dont say anything About which you know nuts
SINGAPORE GIRLS VALENTINE
Chicken or beef? Red wine or sherry?
Sir, youre a foreigner? Come, let us marry!
THAKSINS VALENTINE
The price I paid for your love Was more than your money could
buy
So why not throw in a P.R. Since now I cant be Thai?
AN ELDERLY POLITICIANS VALENTINE
My flag is half red, My windcheater blue
If you dont say you love me I will sue you
AN ELDERLY POLITICIANS SONS VALENTINE
Darling, you wear the pantsAnd that to me is just fine
But really, must the pants that you wear, Also have to be
mine?
