Last week my wife and I purchased a new computer.
We ran into some difficulties while setting it up so we decided to
call the customer support phone number we found in the
manual.
I picked up the phone and called the number. A man answered the
phone and I explained the problem to him.
He began rattling off computer jargon. This confused us even
more.
"Sir," I said politely, "Can you explain what I should do as if I
were a small child?"
"Okay," the computer support guy said, "Son, could you please put
your mommy on the phone?"
