The 75-year-old groom, with the young wife, caused a lot of
attention as he checked into the resort hotel. The following
morning, the old boy came strutting into the dining room, lookin'
great with a big smile on his face. He proceeded to order an
enormous breakfast. He laughed and joked and was in obvious good
spirits, whereas his young wife, who came into the room a half hour
later, looked worn out. She ordered coffee in a voice so weak the
waiter had to ask her to repeat the order.
The old man finished his breakfast, excused himself and left for
their room.
This gave the waitress a chance to ask the bride, "Honey, I can't
figure it out. The old geezer, your husband, looks like a million
and you look like two cents. What's wrong?"
"That guy double-crossed me," the bride said. "He told me he'd
saved up for fifty years! And all the time I thought he was talking
about money!"
