Mary and Jane are old friends. They have both been married to
their husbands for a long time; Mary is upset because she thinks
her husband doesn't find her attractive any more.
"As I get older he doesn't bother to look at me!" Mary cries.
"I'm so sorry for you, as I get older my husband says I get more
beautiful every day." replies Jane.
"Yes, but your husband's an antique dealer!"
