Theres this guy walking round the supermarket when he notices a
good looking blonde smiling at him
Mmm he thinks shes familiar I know her from somewhere
The blonde approaches him and says, Hello youre the father of one
of my children.
Christ he thinks remembering his stag night, "Ahhhh Youre the
stripper arent you the one I had sex with on the pool table whilst
the lads lashed me with celery and stuck a cucumber up my
arse?"
"No ( looking horrified ) Im your sons English teacher." she
replied.
