How to make a woman happy

pokkagreentea SG

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy- a man only needs to be:

a friend
a companion
a lover
a brother
a father
a master
a mentor
a chef
an electrician
a carpenter
a plumber
a mechanic
a decorator
a stylist
a sexologist
a gynecologist
a psychologist
a pest exterminator
a psychiatrist
a healer
a good listener
a smooth talker
an organizer
a good father
very clean
sympathetic
athletic
warm
attentive
gallant
intelligent
funny
creative
tender
strong
understanding
tolerant
prudent
ambitious
capable
courageous
determined
true
dependable
passionate
compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
give her compliments regularly
love shopping
be honest
be very rich
not stress her out
not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, THE MAN MUST ALSO:

give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
give her lots of time, especially time for herself
give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
Never to forget:

* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

Show up naked
Bring food and drink

Laughing

de_middle SG

Laughing

TrixCereals SG

Wtf. Laughing

omgukilledkenny SG

Very Happy Laughing

funnyboii SG

a good listener,a smooth talker (not glib talker)
agood fatherly char will work for women but also must be a plumber (so can screw her when needed Laughing )

talking about time this is a thing most people cant give n do n is a word women use when they do something wrong....remember one thing u give her all ur time but unless u are a f_cking rich guy no need to work than talk abt time if u work than u will have no time cos women always use this as a excuse when thing go wrong.but at the same time if u dun give all ur time to her same thing happen as above ( affair )

women nowadays wants money more than love this u have to understand cos u work payday ur pay is hers n what she earns is still hers but when something goes wrong u will get nothing in return cos women (have law to protect them) not guys remember. house is spilt monthly mantain money also have to give her so guys virtually get $0 when something goes wrong n if u have a kid (sry to say u are doom)women can fight for 100% foir the house :reason is she have to take care of the kid mah..

so why make a survey like this cos (women heart is a heavy pin in the sea )
or u can say women are vicious when she dun love u anymore wat they can sqeeze from u they sqeeze is the nature of women

Confused

Darkness_hacker99 SG

Although it’s repeat, but it’s still funny.

allentyb SG

then i might as well, get a 1:1 doll

seotiblizzard SG

Laughing

cloud210 SG

ya lor.. keep on ask for time den ask for go shopping with her, treat her movies/food/entertainment. no money where got time siaaaa… plus they dun even care about you, just give her time and money.

selfobliged SG

we will care about u only if u care about us Very Happy

cloud210 SG

den u also need time and moneyyy... no time no money, care us also no use loll. LL lor Neutral

funnyboii SG

a reminder:time = money..u have to make a living before u can make people live,but if u make a living lik hell like that but still have to give time n money wat u call urself bro.can i say girl only want money n treat us sometimes like a slave...must help take this n that lah if never take say u dun lov her if take she will tell friend my brother so "good"help mi take things

we earn money sometimes even not enough for ourself but still have to buy things give them end up"sit one corner eat roti"but the girl can say u luv mi buy mi this
girls = good life
boys = bad life

if we can choose to programme the lover we have that will be the great Razz Razz

cloud210 SG

as much as i hate the truth, i have to agree with you on this.

my fren gf, go work must see her to work, go home must see her home, go shopping must go, go school also must see her to school. den movie, eat, play most of the time he pay, and he not the rich kind, stay in HDB only, he also studying and have to work to support himself and their expenses. Although a girl youth cannot be wasted but seriously i think this is abuse of her rights.