dunno if this had been posted up before but well, here it
goes
3 friends, ah beng, arumugum and ali were locked in prison. one
day, h beng told the rest, "i'm sick and tired of being locked
here. tonite we shall break the prison. follow my instructions and
everything will goes well. if we were discovered, juz meow like a
cat." ali and arumugum both agreed.
so come midnight, they execute the plan. everything went on
smoothly until they reach the fence and ah beng fell and hit the
fence, alerting the guards. the guard shouted, "WHO'S THAT??!!??"
ah beng started "meow, meow" so the guard was convinced tt it is a
cat. arumugum was the next to it the fence and same thing happened,
he accidently hit the fence and the guards were alerted. the same
guard shouted "WHO'S THAT???!!??" arumugum follow the instruction
given earlier and started meow-ing. so the guard was also convinced
that it is the same cat.
come ali the smart aleck, he hit the fence again and the guard
started shouting "WHO'S THAT??!!??" ali replied, "it's just a cat,
just a cat!!!"
so they were discovered. and started running and running with
hundreds of prison wardens chasing them. they soon reach a forest
and started climbing up the trees. the guards lose track of them
and started shaking each and every tree. when ah beng's tree was
shaken, he chuckled like a monkey and the guard moved on.
arumugum's tree was shaken next, and he hooted like an owl.
smart aleck ali's tree was shaken last, and he moo-ed like a
cow.
so they were discovered yet again, and ran for their lives. they
found a car and drive thru a desert to reach town where they are
freed from the prison. halfway thru the fuel tank was empty and
they had to walk around 100km to reach town. so ah beng took a
bottle of water with him, arumugum took an umbrella with him and
ali broke the car door and carry it with him.
when they finally reach the town, they met their old friend,
adriano. adriano ask them y are they carrying the water, umbrella
and car door with them when they are escaping from prison. ah beng
replied, "weather hot leh brudder, drink water good." arumugum
said, " sun very hot deh, umbrella keeps the sun away dey." ali
said with pride, "abang, weather hot, wind down window walk
cooler..."
