An American man goes to a restuarant in Italy.When the waiter
comes to take his order,he tells him he wants 2 pieces of
toast.After 10 minutes,the waiter gives the man 1 piece of
toast.The American,realising that it was not what he wanted,tells
the waiter:’Excuse me,I told you I wanted 2 pieces of toast,’the
waiter nods his head and goes off.After a short while,the chef
comes to the American man’s table,looking very cross.’Sir,IF
YOU WANT TO PEE ON YOUR TOES,GO TO THE TOILET!”
