A wealthy lady is expecting a romantic dinner with her
husband.
Before leaving her house, she told her butler, Alfred that they
will not be home early and he is free to do anything he
wants.
At the restaurant, the husband received an important call and have
to rush back to work.
Feeling disappointed, the wife went home by herself.
Upon reaching home, she saw Alfred the butler sitting in the living
room.
"Alfred, can you come to my room upstairs?" She said.
The butler nodded and headed upstairs.
Inside the bedroom, the lady turned to the butler, "Alfred, take
off my stockings."
Immediately, the butler did as he was told and took off her
stockings.
"Alfred, take off my dress."
The butler did as instructed and took off her dress.
"Alfred, take off my bra and panties."
Once again, the butler complied.
Then the lady sat on her bed and said, "Alfred, if I catch you
wearing my clothes again you are fired!"