This Guy leaves the bar, hoping he can get home early enough not to
piss his wife off for drinking after work. He gets home and finds
his boss in bed with his wife. Later, back at the bar, the guy
tells the bartender the story.
"Wow, that's awful, what did you do?" the bartender asked.
"Well, I carefully snuck back out the door, and came straight back
here. Shoot, they we're just getting started, so I figure, I got
time for a couple more beers."