A little boy accompanies his mother shopping and is waiting
outside the ladies dressing room for her to emerge, boredom
causing him to fidget. When his mother comes out, she spies her son
sliding his hand up a mannequins skirt. "Get your hand out of
there!" she shouts. "Dont you know that women have teeth down
there?" The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks
his lucky stars he wasnt bitten.
For the ensuing years, this little boy grows up believing all women
have teeth between their legs.
When he is 16, he gets a girlfriend. One night, while her parents
are out of town, she invites him over for a little action. After an
hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she says, "You know,
you could go a little further if you want." "What do you mean?" he
asks. "Well, why dont you put your hand down there?" she says,
pointing to her crotch. "Hell, no," he cries, "youve got teeth
there!" "Dont be ridiculous," she responds, "theres no teeth down
there." "Yes, there are", he says, "my mother told me so." "No,
there arent," she insists. "Here, look for yourself." With that,
she pulls down her panties and gives him a little peek. "No, Im
sorry," he says. "My mother already told me that ALL women have
teeth down there." "Oh, for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips
off her panties, throws her legs behind her head, and says, "LOOK,
I dont have any teeth down there."
The boy takes a good long look, then replies, "Well, with the state
of those gums, Im not surprised!"
