A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He
noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a
story as he was putting on his surgical gloves...
"Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?" She said,
"No."
"Well", he spoofed, "down in Mexico they have this big building set
up with a large tank of latex and the workers are all picked
according to hand size.
Each individual walks up to the tank, dips their hands in, and then
walk around for a bit while the latex sets up and dries right onto
their hands! Then they peel off the gloves and throw them into the
big 'Finished Goods Crate' and start the process all over
again."
And she didn't laugh a bit!!!
Five minutes later, during the procedure, he had to stop cleaning
her teeth because she burst out laughing. The old woman blushed and
exclaimed,
"I just suddenly thought about how they must make condoms!"