A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his neighbor, a
Singh,came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. He
opened it,looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into his
house.A little later he came out of his house again,looking
nervous, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut
again.Angrily, back into the house he went.As the man was getting
ready to edge the lawn, here our Singh came again,looking very
heated up. He marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it
shut harder than ever.Puzzled by his actions, the man asked him,"Is
something wrong?"To which the ferocious Singh replied, " There
certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have
mail!"
*=====================================================>*One
Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America . A lady came
asked him, "Are you relaxing?" Singh answered, " No, I am Banta
Singh."Another guy came and asked him the same question. Singh
answered, "No No Me Banta Singh!"Third one came and asked him the
same question again. Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift
his place.While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun. He
went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?" The other Singh was a
lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."The Singh
slapped him on his face and said, Stupid, idiot.Everyone is looking
for you and you are sitting over here!"
*=====================================================>*A Singh
died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter
told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in
education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective
heavenly soul must answer two questions:1. Name two days of the
week that begin with "T"2. How many seconds are in a year?The Singh
thought for a few minutes and answered...1. The two days of the
week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.2. There are 12
seconds in a year.Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and
Tomorrow answer, even though it's not the answer I expected. But
how did you get 12 seconds in a year?"The Singh replied, "Well,
January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,etc..."Saint Peter lets him in
without another word.
*======================================================*Jasmeet
Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all
around his living room.
Jasmeet: "What are you searching for?"
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras
here?"
Santa: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few
minutes he keeps saying 'You are watching the Star World
channel'.How does he know that?"
======================================================>*Having
lost his donkey a Singh, got down to his knees and started thanking
God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing what are
you thanking God for ?" The Singh replied "I am thanking Him for
seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time,
otherwise I would have been missing too."
*======================================================*Sardar
Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final
examination.He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at
the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of
inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the
window.He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His
shirt,pant,socks and watch follow suit.The invigilator, alarmed,
approaches him and asks what is going on."Oye, I am only following
the instructions yaar," he says, " it says here, 'Answer the
following questions in brief' ."
=====================================================>>*Two
Singhs were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like
hell.So the other asked, "Why are you crying?" The first one
replied, "I came here for blood test"Second one asked, "So? Are you
afraid ? "First one replied, " No, not that. During the blood test
they cut my finger"Hearing this the second one started crying. The
first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?"The
other replied, "I have come for my urine test."
*=====================================================>*A Singh
goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his
hands but starts washing the basin instead.The manager comes
running and asks him, "Mr. Singh, what are you doing?"To this the
man replies,"Oye, see the board here, "Wash Basin"."
