A little boy goes to his father and asks “Daddy, how was I
born?”The father answers: “Well son, I guess one day you will need
to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat
room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we
met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your
mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was
ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a
firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine
months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:’You got
Male!’”