A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep
coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she
is no longer pregnant.
Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The
babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." The woman
thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's
name?"
"Denise," the doctor says. The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not
such a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like
Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" The
doctor replies, "DeNephew."
