How to Take Elevator More Effectively

pierre^^ SG

Taking the elevator plays a big part of our lifes but sharing a space with a stranger inside an evelator is not exactly a very pleasent feeling. There is nothing to do except looking at the display counter.

Here is one way to shave a few extra seconds off from the elevator ride.

Upon entering the elevator, press the "close" button first before pressing the choosen floor.

The floor selection will be made as the doors are closing, instead of choosing the floor before the door closes. This may not save ample of time but every seconds counts.

Xephone_xenon SG

Rolling Eyes

charlize SG

Are we supposed to laugh at the TS or what ? Laughing

Xephone_xenon SG

I dunnoe, but its a really stupid thread.
Its all common sense.

monoslayer SG

1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them
on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,
and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they
know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After
a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day
been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then
scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Cool Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on,
ask if they have an apointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to
play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask
them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

monoslayer SG

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay,
don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

1Cool Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the
wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in
horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then
announce, "I have new socks on".

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to
the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space"

MinnieNotMouse SG

Laughing

Kenashi SG

now that's more like it Laughing

BadzMaro SG

try going into elevator and stand facing the crowd. he he.. i try before few times.. quite funny man. Laughing

Cool-gal SG

Laughing
i like the sniffing one..
maciam dog...