A newly deceased man, David, stands at the pearly gates. St.
Peter tells him that he cannot go to heaven right away because he
cheated on his income taxes. The only way he might get into heaven
would be to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for the next five years
and enjoy it. David decides that this is a small price to pay for
an eternity in heaven.
So off he goes with an ugly, stupid woman, while he pretends to be
happy. As he walks along, he sees his friend Steve up ahead - with
an even uglier woman. When he asks what's going on, Steve replies,
"I cheated on my income taxes and scammed the government out of a
lot of money." They both shake their heads in understanding and
figure that they might as well hang out together to help pass the
time.
David, Steve, and their two ugly women are walking along, minding
their own business when they see someone who looks like their old
friend Don up ahead. He is with an absolutely gorgeous woman who
looks like a supermodel/centerfold. Stunned, David and Steve
approach the man and discover that it is their friend Don. They ask
him how he got this unbelievable goddess, while they're stuck with
these God-awful women.
Don replies, "I have no idea, but I'm definitely not complaining.
This has been absolutely the best time of my life, and I have had
five years of the best sex any man could hope to look forward to.
There is only one thing that I can't seem to understand. Every time
we finish having sex, she rolls over and murmurs to herself, "Damn
income taxes!"
